this is my winter song to you;

[hetero]

The Body Heat Meme

THE RULES:

1. Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.
2. Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.
3. A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!
4. So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!
5. Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.

Comments

[hetero]

[ He laughs, maybe with a nervous edge to it. ]

Touches on the arm aren't enough to get anyone excited, Cas.

[deism]

Where should I touch?

[hetero]

[ He instinctively moves his arms to defend himself. ]

Don't... touch anywhere. You're the one who doesn't get it, don't practice on me.

If you could ever get to at least second base with a hooker or something, you'd understand.

[deism]

[ he withdraws his own hand, and then quietly looks away

yes it's a sulking angel he is sulking ]

[hetero]

What? What?

[deism]

[ turning back towards him in stiff, robotic movements ]

What are you asking?

[hetero]

You seem, uh, kinda unhappy. I wanna know why.

[deism]

I am not unhappy.

[ nope there goes the stiff robot neck moves again ] I am merely... not pleased.

[hetero]

Why? [ He seems mostly anxious--he's not sure why he upset Cas, and that bothers him. He was used to being a dick, he just wanted to be aware of it. ]

[deism]

You do not want me to touch you.

[hetero]

[ There is a very long pause in which he tries to figure out the correct response. ]

It's different, Cas. Friends don't exactly pleasure each other. Unless they're friends with benefits, but trust me, that never works out. [ Friends don't make out with each other either Dean what are you even arguing. ]

[deism]

I give you no benefits? [ some irritation lingering in his throat ]

[hetero]

Cas. [ But it's said with less frustration and more awkwardness. ]

It means friends who give each other sexual benefits. You know, no strings attached sex, no bothering with dating or any like that. Booty calls. [ He actually grins at that...... ]

[deism]

I do not date.

[hetero]

Then your best bet's probably for one-night stands. Friends with benefits always end in more than bargained for.

[deism]

They get more... benefits than bargained? [ strange, strange humans... ]

[hetero]

Same benefits, less... friendliness? It ends in dating, is what I'm saying. And if you're not into dating, the chick just throws shit at you.

[deism]

Uriel would not be surprised.

Have you been covered in feces?

[hetero]

What? No. We're not monkeys, Cas.

[deism]

Then why do you throw feces upon each other?

[hetero]

What are you--no. Not actual shit. Shit as in vases and books and that kinda stuff.

[deism]

Hygienic.

Why do they do that?

[hetero]

Because they're pissed. Pissed as in angry.

Anyway, my method is to just pick up chicks in bars. I dunno how well you can do that with your type of sweet talk, though.

[deism]

[ the first clarification stops him as he opens his mouth why are humans so obsessed with what comes out of them

but he nods thoughtfully ] I have no intention of one-night stands. There is business to be done.

[hetero]

More important than sex?