on his cue, we move forward

[ran]

TYPE OF SCENE
1. Angst - Angst indicates heavy/depressing topics. Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
2. Fluff - Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
3. Sex - first times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related ideas.
4. Action - gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
5. Crack - genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes!
6. Your choice! - think of your own scenario or choose one of the above, make a combo even!

ANGST
1. Injury/illness - character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
2. Last moments - character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
3. Depression - character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
4. Betrayed - character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
5. Tortured - character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
6. Jealousy - character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
7. Breakup! - This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
8. Broken - for whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
9. Fight - You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
10. Lost - you lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
11. Worst Nightmare - whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
12. Addicted - you're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
13. Hurt You - you're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
14. Separation - you were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
15. Becoming a Monster - different from the crack version, you are slowly changing, becoming a monster. Vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no one can help you.
16. Frozen - you are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
17. Prison - you were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
18. Fear - you're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
19. Hated - you are now hated by the person you loved the most.
20. Down and Out - you're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

FLUFF
1. Cuddling - for whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
2. Pillow talk - after the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
3. Celebration - anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
4. Love Confession - someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
5. Appreciation - you feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
6. Apologies - you made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
7. Get Back Together - Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
8. Date Night - you've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
9. Family - you've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
10. Marriage - you're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
11. Meeting Again - it's time for that happy reunion finally!
12. Love At First Sight - for whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
13. Flirtation - you can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
14. In the Snow - Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
15. Engagement - you've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
16. Friendly Games - you've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
17. Gift - time to give that special someone a gift just because.
18. Recovery - you're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
19. Healing - time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
20. Better Than Ever - you've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

SEX
1. First Time - it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
2. Bondage - You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
3. Rough/Aggressive - characters want it rough.
4. Romantic - Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
5. Dubcon - Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
6. In Public - Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
7. Roleplay - Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
8. Healing - you've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
9. Last Time - this is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
10. Unattached - you're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
11. Anonymous - you met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
12. Toys - you're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
13. Aphrodisiacs - you've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
14. Show - you're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
15. Ménage à Trois - it's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
16. Non-penetrative - frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
17. Controlled - you are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
18. Hatesex - it's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
19. Extreme - fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
20. Fantasy - this is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?

ACTION
1. Zombies - it's the zombie apocalypse! Lock and load.
2. Bar Brawl - you had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
3. Chase - you're caught in a high speed chase!
4. Gun Fight - you're caught in a big shoot out!
5. Fight with a Friend - you're fighting with a friend, all out.
6. Interrogation - you're being interrogated for some offense you've done!
7. Aliens! - Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down.
8. Final Battle - this is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
9. Training - you're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
10. No Hope - you know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
11. Sneaking In - you're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
12. Blue Wire - you're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
13. Fight for Honor - you've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honor.
14. Showdown - time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
15. War - you're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
16. Apocalypse - the apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
17. Sabotage - It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
18. Big Damn Hero - you know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
19. Fight Club - you know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
20. Threaten - you've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

CRACK
1. Genderswap - uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite gender!
2. Forced confessions - no matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
3. Mind-reading - you've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
4. Animal Features - you're suddenly part animal!
5. Awkward Pickup Lines - you're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
6. Back In School/Graduated - you're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
7. Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! - You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
8. Ghost - you're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
9. Awkward Conversations - so did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
10. Crossdressing - for whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite gender.
11. Suddenly Naked - oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
12. Suddenly a Kid - you're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
13. Fortune Cookie - You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
14. Super Power - and suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
15. Face Off - somehow you've changed faces with the other person.
16. Back in Time - Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
17. To the Future - is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
18. Angels, mermaids, and fairies! - you're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
19. Locked in a closet - for some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
20. Finger Trap - you're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that

Comments

[tsunneversets]

=> ACT 3

[tsunneversets]

A slightly not-so-young man stands in his room. Though twenty-three and some hundred years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this slightly not-so-young man be?

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STUPID WANKER

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STUPID WANKER

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ARTHUR KIRKLAND

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Your name is ARTHUR. You have a number of BURNT SCONES and ELDRITCH TEXTS scattered in your room. You have a passion for the OCCULT, and you have many FAIRY FRIENDS. You like to cook, but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for BLACK TEA and EMBROIDERY, and you like to BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ENEMIES WITH THEIR OWN ARM sometimes. You also like to PAINT AXLES.

What will you do?

[tsunneversets]

> DON'T CALL AMERICA

Of course you're not going to CALL AMERICA. He's a stupid wanker, and you have no interest in calling him. However, you have finished BACK TO THE FUTURE recently, and you might as well call him up to CRITICISE everything about it. It's what you do.

[tsunneversets]

Before you call him up for reasons that do not in any way shape or form include LONELINESS, you first must Captchalogue the TERRIBLY AMERICAN FILM into your GARDENING SYLLADEX.

You like to call it your Fucked Sylladex, because you CURSE a lot when you have to use it.

[tsunneversets]

First, you count the number of LETTERS in the term. The number of letters are very important. The GARDEN will only accept even numbers to plant in a row. Fortunately, there are 20 letters. You did not have very much fun renaming your SHOES to WELL-FITTED FOOTWEAR or your MAGAZINES to GLOSSY PAPERS.

It's complicated, and you say FUCK several times before you finish putting BACK TO THE FUTURE into your possession.

[tsunneversets]

You recall the dream you had earlier. It was unusual that your tower was UNLOCKED, and that NORWAY was there. You briefly consider calling him, but decide against it.

You also briefly wonder if the UNLOCKED TOWER had anything to do with the copies of a game you received earlier that day. But you also decide against it. It was all just gobbleygook and hogwash.

[tsunneversets]

There's no use putting it off anymore. You open up PESTERCHUM and see that AMERICA is online.

Time to begin pestering him about his terribly American film, even if he's the one who really pesters you.

[tsunneversets]

AMERICA, YOU WANKER.

ARE YOU AWAKE YET?

[americanweigh]

Of course i am!

You're the one who was away for so long.

What have you been doing?

[tsunneversets]

WE'RE ON DIFFERENT TIME ZONES, IDIOT. OF COURSE I WAS SLEEPING. YOU'RE FORTUNATE THAT I EVEN WOKE UP FOR YOU.

BUT I SUPPOSE I FINALLY FINISHED WATCHING BACK TO THE FUTURE. I JUST SO HAPPENED TO SEE IT WHEN IT WAS PLAYING AT A RESTAURANT. I DIDN'T GO OUT OF MY WAY TO FIND IT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

[americanweigh]

... you only just watched Back to the Future?

What decade do you live in?

[tsunneversets]

SHUT UP, YOU CHEEKY BRAT. BE THANKFUL I WATCHED IT AT ALL.

IT WAS A VERY SILLY FILM.

[americanweigh]

Great, wasn't it?

I can't wait until i get my own time delorean.

[tsunneversets]

THAT'S IMP...

Ahem. That's impossible. There's no such thing as time machines, and if they existed, then it would defy logic itself.

[americanweigh]

I thought you watched the movie. Doc said it himself.

[tsunneversets]

We're talking about real things.

If time travelling existed, anyway, I'm more than certain it would be annoying, frustrating, and idiotic.

[americanweigh]

Or it'd be used by heroes to save the future... or the past!

Did you pester me just to say that?

[tsunneversets]

Not at all. Though you should try to build one yourself, and you'll see how difficult it is to achieve.

That being said, did you get the game?

[americanweigh]

Oh yeah. Did japan make it? I dunno if i should trust games recommended by you.

[tsunneversets]

Then it's a good thing that I'm not recommending it.

Denmark sent it. Make of that what you will.

[americanweigh]

Denmark huh. The one with the volcano?

Well i'll try it out anyway. Starting it up!