sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead;

[americanweigh]

[ Knocks on his door. ]

Comments

[americanweigh]

You wouldn't have believed it, would you? You woulda laughed at... them or something.

[tsunneversets]

Perhaps.

But they're likely ridiculously popular and hold all these... stupid parties. That the invitation always gets lost in the post.

[americanweigh]

So it's probably even worse for them, if they have to admit they like someone like you.

But what do you think of this secret admirer so far? I don't really care, but you probably wanna talk about it.

[tsunneversets]

I suppose it's difficult to understand.

Can't quite shake off the feeling that it's a huge joke. Haha, joke's on England, everybody's in on it. Camera's set up everywhere, one of those sordid reality shows on the telly.

[americanweigh]

... Do you think they're someone mean enough to do it on Valentine's Day?

[tsunneversets]

I expect it's hard to find a more hilarious day.

Laughing to themselves as I sit in my house with my company of cats.

[americanweigh]

If you think like that, you're never going to be able to take any chances. Try some optimism for once.

[tsunneversets]

People who are optimistic get hurt.

[americanweigh]

Live a little!

[tsunneversets]

I am living.

Look, I'm breathing.

[americanweigh]

No! Have some excitement. You know... if you have anyone you like, you should tell them. It's a special day, or something.

[tsunneversets]

Don't be daft.

People get hurt that way.

[americanweigh]

Then how is that secret admirer ever gonna get an answer?

[tsunneversets]

If he really likes me so much, then he'll already know the answer.

It's been years in the making.

[americanweigh]

W-why do you assume it's a guy? [ BECAUSE NO ONE IS OBVIOUS AROUND HERE. ]

[tsunneversets]

Fine. It's a girl.

I hope she has big breasts.

[americanweigh]

No cute girl would like you.

... What would you have hoped for if it was a guy? For conversation's sake. [ It's not like there's a movie on or anything. ]

[tsunneversets]

Someone nice, perhaps.

Someone I like.

[americanweigh]

That's way different from big boobs.

Who do you like, then? [ Munching some popcorn look at how nonchalant he is. ]

[tsunneversets]

Idiots, mostly.

[americanweigh]

Oh. [ His face turns a little red, but he seems to relax more at that. He scoots closer... ]

More than one?

[tsunneversets]

Well.

One in particular comes to mind.

[americanweigh]

So you'd like it if he sent the note?

[tsunneversets]

Only if he sent it honestly.

[americanweigh]

And if he did?