sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead;

[americanweigh]

[ Knocks on his door. ]

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[is_an_island]

[opening the door] I told you, you daft bloke, I don't want any magazines-

1/2

[americanweigh]

[ There's a bouquet of roses freshly picked from England's garden on the doorstep, with no one holding them! There's a note stuck in there.

[americanweigh]

[ After a minute, America walks by, whistling quite inconspicuously. He glances over. ]

Oh, hey, England! I didn't expect to see you around here.

--What's that? Man, they sure do look expensive.

[tsunneversets]

It's probably a mistake. They always do this around this year.

[picking them up hrnffing] Blasted neighbours, don't have the common decency to put the right address... What brings you around these parts? Thought you'd have a party.

[americanweigh]

I already had one. You just weren't invited. [ Moving closer to look at the note. ]

It says your name, though!

[tsunneversets]

Another one of France's pranks, isn't it...

Anyway, come in, even if you've already had your party. I've got fresh biscuits and I'll put out a cuppa. [holding the door open as he is reading the note]

[americanweigh]

I'd rather have a... Hey, what's this! [ Plucks a DVD

out of a bush

now he starts walking in. ]

I guess we have something to watch.

[tsunneversets]

Hm? Right... [ NOT PAYING ATTENTION thankfully america because he's busy looking at the note, closing the door behind them... ]

You do realise this paper is watermarked, don't you? And that your drawing is incorrigibly yours?

[americanweigh]

[ LAUGHS nervously... ] What are you talking about? That's innovative, cool pop art. Anyone with raw talent could do it.

[tsunneversets]

Hilarious, America.

Is this a prank? My secret admirer? [making a scoffing sound and moving towards his kitchen

but he doesn't let go of the note] A cruel trick to play, that's what I'll say. I understand if you feel the need to rub it in my face that I'm alone, yet again, but might I remind you that my cats are keeping me wonderful company?

[americanweigh]

Secret admirer means secret.

But I bet whoever left it wouldn't like it being called a prank!

[tsunneversets]

Of course it's a prank.

Aren't these lines from a film?

[americanweigh]

You know it? [ When Harry Met Sally is p. underground. ]

[tsunneversets]

I... I may have caught it once or twice. On an airplane. When there was nothing else on and I most certainly did not cry.

[MAKING TEA]

[americanweigh]

But you still remembered the line.

So I bet this secret admirer has good taste, right?

[tsunneversets]

Piss poor taste. Trite film. [ then why are you blushing a little bit england... ] Happened to remember it.

Pop the DVD in already, won't you?

[americanweigh]

[ He grumbles as he slides the DVD in. Region differences don't matter because America already made England buy an American DVD player shut up.

TITANIC appears on the screen. ]

Hurry up with the food!

[tsunneversets]

Why'd you bring that film?

[no but coming out with some popcorn that he keeps around the house

in case america drops by.....]

[americanweigh]

Why did you have Titanic in your bushes? [ Yeah England why.

Goes to sit, grabbing the popcorn and England's arm to sit him on the couch.

And then he presses play........ ]

[tsunneversets]

[oof landing down] I didn't put it there! It must have been my cats.

Theoretically, though. If someone did play a prank on me with your stationery. What would be the point?

[americanweigh]

W-well... it seems like they wanna tell you their feelings. But it's really hard to talk to you, you know, because you're so stupid.

I'm just guessing.

[tsunneversets]

If I'm so stupid, then why do they have feelings in the first place?

I'm not stupid, anyway. I'm terribly intelligent. Everybody else is just a stupid daft idiot.

[americanweigh]

See, it's because you're like that.

You should be more grateful! Especially since it must suck for whoever likes you.

[tsunneversets]

If someone really felt like this, then they should tell this to my face. Not stick it in some easily hidden note.

[americanweigh]

You wouldn't have believed it, would you? You woulda laughed at... them or something.