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Of course it's a prank.

Aren't these lines from a film?

You know it? [ When Harry Met Sally is p. underground. ]

I... I may have caught it once or twice. On an airplane. When there was nothing else on and I most certainly did not cry.

[MAKING TEA]

But you still remembered the line.

So I bet this secret admirer has good taste, right?

Piss poor taste. Trite film. [ then why are you blushing a little bit england... ] Happened to remember it.

Pop the DVD in already, won't you?

[ He grumbles as he slides the DVD in. Region differences don't matter because America already made England buy an American DVD player shut up.

TITANIC appears on the screen. ]

Hurry up with the food!

Why'd you bring that film?

[no but coming out with some popcorn that he keeps around the house

in case america drops by.....]

Why did you have Titanic in your bushes? [ Yeah England why.

Goes to sit, grabbing the popcorn and England's arm to sit him on the couch.

And then he presses play........ ]

[oof landing down] I didn't put it there! It must have been my cats.

Theoretically, though. If someone did play a prank on me with your stationery. What would be the point?

W-well... it seems like they wanna tell you their feelings. But it's really hard to talk to you, you know, because you're so stupid.

I'm just guessing.

If I'm so stupid, then why do they have feelings in the first place?

I'm not stupid, anyway. I'm terribly intelligent. Everybody else is just a stupid daft idiot.

See, it's because you're like that.

You should be more grateful! Especially since it must suck for whoever likes you.

If someone really felt like this, then they should tell this to my face. Not stick it in some easily hidden note.

You wouldn't have believed it, would you? You woulda laughed at... them or something.

Perhaps.

But they're likely ridiculously popular and hold all these... stupid parties. That the invitation always gets lost in the post.

So it's probably even worse for them, if they have to admit they like someone like you.

But what do you think of this secret admirer so far? I don't really care, but you probably wanna talk about it.

I suppose it's difficult to understand.

Can't quite shake off the feeling that it's a huge joke. Haha, joke's on England, everybody's in on it. Camera's set up everywhere, one of those sordid reality shows on the telly.