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babbies2012-02-13 10:19 pm
americanweigh) wrote in babbies2012-02-13 10:19 pm
sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead;
[ Knocks on his door. ]
[opening the door] I told you, you daft bloke, I don't want any magazines-
[ There's a bouquet of roses freshly picked from England's garden on the doorstep, with no one holding them! There's a note stuck in there.
[ After a minute, America walks by, whistling quite inconspicuously. He glances over. ]
Oh, hey, England! I didn't expect to see you around here.
--What's that? Man, they sure do look expensive.
Oh, hey, England! I didn't expect to see you around here.
--What's that? Man, they sure do look expensive.
It's probably a mistake. They always do this around this year.
[picking them up hrnffing] Blasted neighbours, don't have the common decency to put the right address... What brings you around these parts? Thought you'd have a party.
[picking them up hrnffing] Blasted neighbours, don't have the common decency to put the right address... What brings you around these parts? Thought you'd have a party.
I already had one. You just weren't invited. [ Moving closer to look at the note. ]
It says your name, though!
It says your name, though!
Another one of France's pranks, isn't it...
Anyway, come in, even if you've already had your party. I've got fresh biscuits and I'll put out a cuppa. [holding the door open as he is reading the note]
Anyway, come in, even if you've already had your party. I've got fresh biscuits and I'll put out a cuppa. [holding the door open as he is reading the note]
I'd rather have a... Hey, what's this! [ Plucks a DVD
out of a bush
now he starts walking in. ]
I guess we have something to watch.
out of a bush
now he starts walking in. ]
I guess we have something to watch.
Hm? Right... [ NOT PAYING ATTENTION thankfully america because he's busy looking at the note, closing the door behind them... ]
You do realise this paper is watermarked, don't you? And that your drawing is incorrigibly yours?
You do realise this paper is watermarked, don't you? And that your drawing is incorrigibly yours?
[ LAUGHS nervously... ] What are you talking about? That's innovative, cool pop art. Anyone with raw talent could do it.
Hilarious, America.
Is this a prank? My secret admirer? [making a scoffing sound and moving towards his kitchen
but he doesn't let go of the note] A cruel trick to play, that's what I'll say. I understand if you feel the need to rub it in my face that I'm alone, yet again, but might I remind you that my cats are keeping me wonderful company?
Is this a prank? My secret admirer? [making a scoffing sound and moving towards his kitchen
but he doesn't let go of the note] A cruel trick to play, that's what I'll say. I understand if you feel the need to rub it in my face that I'm alone, yet again, but might I remind you that my cats are keeping me wonderful company?
Secret admirer means secret.
But I bet whoever left it wouldn't like it being called a prank!
But I bet whoever left it wouldn't like it being called a prank!
Of course it's a prank.
Aren't these lines from a film?
Aren't these lines from a film?
You know it? [ When Harry Met Sally is p. underground. ]
I... I may have caught it once or twice. On an airplane. When there was nothing else on and I most certainly did not cry.
[MAKING TEA]
[MAKING TEA]
But you still remembered the line.
So I bet this secret admirer has good taste, right?
So I bet this secret admirer has good taste, right?
Piss poor taste. Trite film. [ then why are you blushing a little bit england... ] Happened to remember it.
Pop the DVD in already, won't you?
Pop the DVD in already, won't you?
[ He grumbles as he slides the DVD in. Region differences don't matter because America already made England buy an American DVD player shut up.
TITANIC appears on the screen. ]
Hurry up with the food!
TITANIC appears on the screen. ]
Hurry up with the food!
Why'd you bring that film?
[no but coming out with some popcorn that he keeps around the house
in case america drops by.....]
[no but coming out with some popcorn that he keeps around the house
in case america drops by.....]
Why did you have Titanic in your bushes? [ Yeah England why.
Goes to sit, grabbing the popcorn and England's arm to sit him on the couch.
And then he presses play........ ]
Goes to sit, grabbing the popcorn and England's arm to sit him on the couch.
And then he presses play........ ]
[oof landing down] I didn't put it there! It must have been my cats.
Theoretically, though. If someone did play a prank on me with your stationery. What would be the point?
Theoretically, though. If someone did play a prank on me with your stationery. What would be the point?
W-well... it seems like they wanna tell you their feelings. But it's really hard to talk to you, you know, because you're so stupid.
I'm just guessing.
I'm just guessing.
If I'm so stupid, then why do they have feelings in the first place?
I'm not stupid, anyway. I'm terribly intelligent. Everybody else is just a stupid daft idiot.
I'm not stupid, anyway. I'm terribly intelligent. Everybody else is just a stupid daft idiot.
See, it's because you're like that.
You should be more grateful! Especially since it must suck for whoever likes you.
You should be more grateful! Especially since it must suck for whoever likes you.
If someone really felt like this, then they should tell this to my face. Not stick it in some easily hidden note.
You wouldn't have believed it, would you? You woulda laughed at... them or something.
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