sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead;

[americanweigh]

[ Knocks on his door. ]

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[tsunneversets]

Hm? Right... [ NOT PAYING ATTENTION thankfully america because he's busy looking at the note, closing the door behind them... ]

You do realise this paper is watermarked, don't you? And that your drawing is incorrigibly yours?

[americanweigh]

[ LAUGHS nervously... ] What are you talking about? That's innovative, cool pop art. Anyone with raw talent could do it.

[tsunneversets]

Hilarious, America.

Is this a prank? My secret admirer? [making a scoffing sound and moving towards his kitchen

but he doesn't let go of the note] A cruel trick to play, that's what I'll say. I understand if you feel the need to rub it in my face that I'm alone, yet again, but might I remind you that my cats are keeping me wonderful company?

[americanweigh]

Secret admirer means secret.

But I bet whoever left it wouldn't like it being called a prank!

[tsunneversets]

Of course it's a prank.

Aren't these lines from a film?

[americanweigh]

You know it? [ When Harry Met Sally is p. underground. ]

[tsunneversets]

I... I may have caught it once or twice. On an airplane. When there was nothing else on and I most certainly did not cry.

[MAKING TEA]

[americanweigh]

But you still remembered the line.

So I bet this secret admirer has good taste, right?

[tsunneversets]

Piss poor taste. Trite film. [ then why are you blushing a little bit england... ] Happened to remember it.

Pop the DVD in already, won't you?

[americanweigh]

[ He grumbles as he slides the DVD in. Region differences don't matter because America already made England buy an American DVD player shut up.

TITANIC appears on the screen. ]

Hurry up with the food!

[tsunneversets]

Why'd you bring that film?

[no but coming out with some popcorn that he keeps around the house

in case america drops by.....]

[americanweigh]

Why did you have Titanic in your bushes? [ Yeah England why.

Goes to sit, grabbing the popcorn and England's arm to sit him on the couch.

And then he presses play........ ]

[tsunneversets]

[oof landing down] I didn't put it there! It must have been my cats.

Theoretically, though. If someone did play a prank on me with your stationery. What would be the point?

[americanweigh]

W-well... it seems like they wanna tell you their feelings. But it's really hard to talk to you, you know, because you're so stupid.

I'm just guessing.

[tsunneversets]

If I'm so stupid, then why do they have feelings in the first place?

I'm not stupid, anyway. I'm terribly intelligent. Everybody else is just a stupid daft idiot.

[americanweigh]

See, it's because you're like that.

You should be more grateful! Especially since it must suck for whoever likes you.

[tsunneversets]

If someone really felt like this, then they should tell this to my face. Not stick it in some easily hidden note.

[americanweigh]

You wouldn't have believed it, would you? You woulda laughed at... them or something.

[tsunneversets]

Perhaps.

But they're likely ridiculously popular and hold all these... stupid parties. That the invitation always gets lost in the post.

[americanweigh]

So it's probably even worse for them, if they have to admit they like someone like you.

But what do you think of this secret admirer so far? I don't really care, but you probably wanna talk about it.

[tsunneversets]

I suppose it's difficult to understand.

Can't quite shake off the feeling that it's a huge joke. Haha, joke's on England, everybody's in on it. Camera's set up everywhere, one of those sordid reality shows on the telly.

[americanweigh]

... Do you think they're someone mean enough to do it on Valentine's Day?

[tsunneversets]

I expect it's hard to find a more hilarious day.

Laughing to themselves as I sit in my house with my company of cats.

[americanweigh]

If you think like that, you're never going to be able to take any chances. Try some optimism for once.

[tsunneversets]

People who are optimistic get hurt.